| Name | Waiver priority | Faab balance | Number of moves | Number of trades | Has clinched playoffs | Points for | Points against | Rank | Wins | Losses | Ties | Mean | Std dev |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blount Force Trauma | 6 | 16 | 0 | false | 1041.02 | 1010.02 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 95 | 14 | |
| Kansas City Queefs | 7 | 18 | 0 | false | 1184.54 | 979.52 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 108 | 34 | |
| Dammit Staffords | 1 | 19 | 0 | false | 1078.28 | 1022.64 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 98 | 24 | |
| Romosexual | 5 | 28 | 1 | false | 1062.04 | 1038.82 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 97 | 18 | |
| Phallus Cowboys | 8 | 16 | 0 | false | 1029.36 | 1088.06 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 94 | 22 | |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 4 | 19 | 0 | false | 1093.58 | 1039.12 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 99 | 14 | |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 3 | 18 | 0 | false | 1099.04 | 1080.92 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 100 | 22 | |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 2 | 25 | 1 | false | 978.4 | 1307.16 | 8 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 89 | 19 |
| Name | Week | Opponent | Points | Projected Points | Points - Projected |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blount Force Trauma | 1 | Romosexual | 103.44 | 98.11 | 5.33 |
| Romosexual | 1 | Blount Force Trauma | 80.16 | 96.74 | -16.58 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 1 | Watt You Waitin For? | 89.16 | 94.65 | -5.49 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 1 | AntonioGates of HELL | 76.14 | 100.43 | -24.29 |
| Dammit Staffords | 1 | Three Eyed Ravens | 88.88 | 98.4 | -9.52 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 1 | Dammit Staffords | 114.2 | 101.31 | 12.89 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 1 | Phallus Cowboys | 107.44 | 90.92 | 16.52 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 1 | Kansas City Queefs | 76.14 | 99.94 | -23.8 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 2 | Three Eyed Ravens | 92.96 | 98.95 | -5.99 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 2 | Blount Force Trauma | 91.22 | 105.0 | -13.78 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 2 | Dammit Staffords | 92.0 | 101.92 | -9.92 |
| Dammit Staffords | 2 | AntonioGates of HELL | 92.28 | 93.32 | -1.04 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 2 | Romosexual | 60.64 | 92.48 | -31.84 |
| Romosexual | 2 | Kansas City Queefs | 118.68 | 94.03 | 24.65 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 2 | Watt You Waitin For? | 107.74 | 99.63 | 8.11 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 2 | Phallus Cowboys | 97.6 | 97.07 | 0.53 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 3 | AntonioGates of HELL | 109.62 | 98.03 | 11.59 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 3 | Blount Force Trauma | 103.9 | 97.85 | 6.05 |
| Dammit Staffords | 3 | Watt You Waitin For? | 89.18 | 92.5 | -3.32 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 3 | Dammit Staffords | 91.68 | 96.85 | -5.17 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 3 | Three Eyed Ravens | 106.76 | 93.03 | 13.73 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 3 | Kansas City Queefs | 108.58 | 104.93 | 3.65 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 3 | Romosexual | 82.76 | 93.09 | -10.33 |
| Romosexual | 3 | Phallus Cowboys | 131.28 | 96.22 | 35.06 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 4 | Watt You Waitin For? | 116.12 | 98.14 | 17.98 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 4 | Blount Force Trauma | 93.42 | 97.07 | -3.65 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 4 | Kansas City Queefs | 106.18 | 98.32 | 7.86 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 4 | AntonioGates of HELL | 120.8 | 91.44 | 29.36 |
| Dammit Staffords | 4 | Phallus Cowboys | 78.14 | 90.99 | -12.85 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 4 | Dammit Staffords | 86.38 | 90.61 | -4.23 |
| Romosexual | 4 | Three Eyed Ravens | 100.44 | 94.33 | 6.11 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 4 | Romosexual | 99.56 | 101.83 | -2.27 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 5 | Dammit Staffords | 81.26 | 92.4 | -11.14 |
| Dammit Staffords | 5 | Blount Force Trauma | 75.86 | 83.69 | -7.83 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 5 | Romosexual | 116.42 | 99.71 | 16.71 |
| Romosexual | 5 | AntonioGates of HELL | 77.84 | 97.67 | -19.83 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 5 | Watt You Waitin For? | 194.68 | 94.44 | 100.24 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 5 | Kansas City Queefs | 61.94 | 93.3 | -31.36 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 5 | Three Eyed Ravens | 76.88 | 93.27 | -16.39 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 5 | Phallus Cowboys | 137.72 | 98.27 | 39.45 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 6 | Phallus Cowboys | 68.76 | 99.83 | -31.07 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 6 | Blount Force Trauma | 99.24 | 98.53 | 0.71 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 6 | Three Eyed Ravens | 105.58 | 103.1 | 2.48 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 6 | AntonioGates of HELL | 76.8 | 104.68 | -27.88 |
| Dammit Staffords | 6 | Kansas City Queefs | 97.7 | 98.71 | -1.01 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 6 | Dammit Staffords | 80.52 | 104.55 | -24.03 |
| Romosexual | 6 | Watt You Waitin For? | 106.02 | 104.36 | 1.66 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 6 | Romosexual | 80.84 | 89.18 | -8.34 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 7 | Kansas City Queefs | 80.0 | 99.35 | -19.35 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 7 | Blount Force Trauma | 92.08 | 91.85 | 0.23 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 7 | Phallus Cowboys | 114.46 | 97.31 | 17.15 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 7 | AntonioGates of HELL | 76.0 | 90.29 | -14.29 |
| Dammit Staffords | 7 | Romosexual | 79.24 | 96.71 | -17.47 |
| Romosexual | 7 | Dammit Staffords | 101.08 | 100.54 | 0.54 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 7 | Watt You Waitin For? | 128.96 | 92.0 | 36.96 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 7 | Three Eyed Ravens | 83.66 | 83.78 | -0.12 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 8 | Romosexual | 101.26 | 101.58 | -0.32 |
| Romosexual | 8 | Blount Force Trauma | 82.08 | 102.38 | -20.3 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 8 | Watt You Waitin For? | 113.12 | 101.4 | 11.72 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 8 | AntonioGates of HELL | 76.7 | 96.92 | -20.22 |
| Dammit Staffords | 8 | Three Eyed Ravens | 134.86 | 99.62 | 35.24 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 8 | Dammit Staffords | 108.36 | 105.42 | 2.94 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 8 | Phallus Cowboys | 96.48 | 102.67 | -6.19 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 8 | Kansas City Queefs | 102.28 | 95.03 | 7.25 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 9 | Three Eyed Ravens | 96.32 | 86.26 | 10.06 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 9 | Blount Force Trauma | 68.8 | 88.21 | -19.41 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 9 | Dammit Staffords | 88.04 | 99.06 | -11.02 |
| Dammit Staffords | 9 | AntonioGates of HELL | 113.52 | 93.28 | 20.24 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 9 | Romosexual | 94.88 | 94.27 | 0.61 |
| Romosexual | 9 | Kansas City Queefs | 77.08 | 93.53 | -16.45 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 9 | Watt You Waitin For? | 121.92 | 94.32 | 27.6 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 9 | Phallus Cowboys | 72.9 | 83.45 | -10.55 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 10 | AntonioGates of HELL | 97.88 | 94.15 | 3.73 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 10 | Blount Force Trauma | 94.12 | 90.16 | 3.96 |
| Dammit Staffords | 10 | Watt You Waitin For? | 146.86 | 97.89 | 48.97 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 10 | Dammit Staffords | 114.38 | 85.93 | 28.45 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 10 | Three Eyed Ravens | 108.72 | 94.86 | 13.86 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 10 | Kansas City Queefs | 80.34 | 102.64 | -22.3 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 10 | Romosexual | 135.28 | 95.37 | 39.91 |
| Romosexual | 10 | Phallus Cowboys | 101.52 | 91.06 | 10.46 |
| Blount Force Trauma | 11 | Watt You Waitin For? | 93.4 | 96.68 | -3.28 |
| Watt You Waitin For? | 11 | Blount Force Trauma | 129.14 | 86.32 | 42.82 |
| AntonioGates of HELL | 11 | Kansas City Queefs | 70.6 | 85.29 | -14.69 |
| Kansas City Queefs | 11 | AntonioGates of HELL | 121.54 | 100.11 | 21.43 |
| Dammit Staffords | 11 | Phallus Cowboys | 81.76 | 103.18 | -21.42 |
| Phallus Cowboys | 11 | Dammit Staffords | 64.74 | 94.3 | -29.56 |
| Romosexual | 11 | Three Eyed Ravens | 85.86 | 92.34 | -6.48 |
| Three Eyed Ravens | 11 | Romosexual | 84.5 | 103.32 | -18.82 |