| Name | Waiver priority | Faab balance | Number of moves | Number of trades | Has clinched playoffs | Points for | Points against | Rank | Wins | Losses | Ties | Mean | Std dev |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Glyzantine Empire | 3 | 0 | 0 | false | 151.8 | 111.97 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 152 | 0 | |
| Salami Garage | 10 | 1 | 0 | false | 130.77 | 66.43 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 131 | 0 | |
| BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN | 5 | 0 | 0 | false | 138.47 | 132.07 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 138 | 0 | |
| Benchwarmers | 4 | 0 | 0 | false | 128.23 | 61.87 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 128 | 0 | |
| Long Dong Mong | 8 | 0 | 0 | false | 102.27 | 78.63 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 102 | 0 | |
| Ball Fondlers | 2 | 0 | 0 | false | 100.93 | 94.33 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 101 | 0 | |
| Dark Drew | 11 | 3 | 0 | false | 132.07 | 138.47 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 132 | 0 | |
| CornHub | 9 | 3 | 0 | false | 111.97 | 151.8 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 112 | 0 | |
| Yippee Ki Ay Justin Tucker | 6 | 1 | 0 | false | 94.33 | 100.93 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 94 | 0 | |
| shakeNbake | 7 | 0 | 0 | false | 78.63 | 102.27 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 79 | 0 | |
| Nick's Sexy Cheese Legs | 1 | 0 | 0 | false | 66.43 | 130.77 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 66 | 0 | |
| Dads Rubbing Ps | 12 | 4 | 0 | false | 61.87 | 128.23 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 62 | 0 |
| Name | Week | Opponent | Points | Projected Points | Points - Projected |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Salami Garage | 1 | Nick's Sexy Cheese Legs | 130.77 | 109.56 | 21.21 |
| Nick's Sexy Cheese Legs | 1 | Salami Garage | 66.43 | 125.87 | -59.44 |
| Ball Fondlers | 1 | Yippee Ki Ay Justin Tucker | 100.93 | 122.87 | -21.94 |
| Yippee Ki Ay Justin Tucker | 1 | Ball Fondlers | 94.33 | 121.9 | -27.57 |
| Benchwarmers | 1 | Dads Rubbing Ps | 128.23 | 119.87 | 8.36 |
| Dads Rubbing Ps | 1 | Benchwarmers | 61.87 | 111.41 | -49.54 |
| BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN | 1 | Dark Drew | 138.47 | 125.98 | 12.49 |
| Dark Drew | 1 | BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN | 132.07 | 117.3 | 14.77 |
| Long Dong Mong | 1 | shakeNbake | 102.27 | 129.84 | -27.57 |
| shakeNbake | 1 | Long Dong Mong | 78.63 | 122.05 | -43.42 |
| CornHub | 1 | The Glyzantine Empire | 111.97 | 127.82 | -15.85 |
| The Glyzantine Empire | 1 | CornHub | 151.8 | 120.97 | 30.83 |