| Name | Waiver priority | Faab balance | Number of moves | Number of trades | Has clinched playoffs | Points for | Points against | Rank | Wins | Losses | Ties | Mean | Std dev |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lemarvelous Jackson 5 | 6 | 1 | 0 | false | 158.42 | 136.88 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 158 | 0 | |
| Rockin Robbins | 5 | 2 | 0 | false | 115.98 | 91.34 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 116 | 0 | |
| Thomas Jefferson | 9 | 1 | 0 | false | 113.26 | 94.12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 113 | 0 | |
| FuckingFuckedFucks | 4 | 4 | 0 | false | 112.58 | 106.96 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 113 | 0 | |
| All my yung hoes koo | 3 | 4 | 1 | false | 97.44 | 87.62 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 97 | 0 | |
| Globo Gym | 2 | 1 | 0 | false | 136.88 | 158.42 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 137 | 0 | |
| Ja'man in Jamhyr-a | 1 | 2 | 0 | false | 106.96 | 112.58 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 107 | 0 | |
| Baskin Dobbins | 8 | 6 | 0 | false | 94.12 | 113.26 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 94 | 0 | |
| Dong Snapper | 7 | 1 | 1 | false | 91.34 | 115.98 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 91 | 0 | |
| Country Road Take Mahomes | 10 | 2 | 0 | false | 87.62 | 97.44 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 88 | 0 |
| Name | Week | Opponent | Points | Projected Points | Points - Projected |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ja'man in Jamhyr-a | 1 | FuckingFuckedFucks | 106.96 | 108.15 | -1.19 |
| FuckingFuckedFucks | 1 | Ja'man in Jamhyr-a | 112.58 | 114.79 | -2.21 |
| All my yung hoes koo | 1 | Country Road Take Mahomes | 97.44 | 108.18 | -10.74 |
| Country Road Take Mahomes | 1 | All my yung hoes koo | 87.62 | 108.34 | -20.72 |
| Baskin Dobbins | 1 | Thomas Jefferson | 94.12 | 112.64 | -18.52 |
| Thomas Jefferson | 1 | Baskin Dobbins | 113.26 | 117.75 | -4.49 |
| Dong Snapper | 1 | Rockin Robbins | 91.34 | 104.66 | -13.32 |
| Rockin Robbins | 1 | Dong Snapper | 115.98 | 95.38 | 20.6 |
| Lemarvelous Jackson 5 | 1 | Globo Gym | 158.42 | 111.87 | 46.55 |
| Globo Gym | 1 | Lemarvelous Jackson 5 | 136.88 | 108.68 | 28.2 |